Zmas Quotes

"What the fuck is our problem?"
"Oops, someone's falling off the counter."
"If it's not horrible, we'll eat it."
"Your butt doesn't make lube."
"It won't come alive suddenly, will it?"
"You, quote, did, unquote."
"Aye-yikes."
"The pig should say my wife is a slut."
"Look up 'Anne Murray is a lesbian.'"
"It has the condom-bandaid-lube-wetnap pocket."
"Parlons de sexe."
"I like how diarrhea sounds like pee with a lot of farting, you know?"
"When twins are twins, they call each other twin."
"I'm Joan Crawford down there."
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"I'm doing an artistic jerk-off."
"I can feel my eyeballs!"
"Here, I'll poop and dance at the same time."
"I don't like the trot, it's too high-maintenance."
"You like ugly people."
"I love when he sounds like a lamb."
"Mmmbop has 3 Ms." "I know."
"I've been gipped."
"It's a ballad--you weirdo."
"We're, like, mild losers."